Humorous Motivational Quotes

Funny Motivational Quotes to Laugh About.

Humorous motivational quotes. Positive Daily Reminders Laughter is the best medicine. My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.

It takes nothing to join the crowd. Funny Positive Attitude Quotes To Getlifeations for life. Clothes make the man.

Get help from these humorous motivational quotes of the day for work so you can start your day with a positive outlook on life. How You Feel Is Your Choice Success comes in cans failure in cants Inspirational saying If you dont know where you are going you might wind up someplace else Yogi Berra. There are many challenges to long distance running but one of the greatest is the question of where to put ones house keys.

Have your class rules clearly visible somewhere in the room. Whatever has to be done its always your choice Wayne Dyer. If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind of what then is an empty desk a sign Albert Einstein.

I always wanted to be somebody but now I realize I should have been more specific. When tempted to fight fire with fire remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. Looking for some inspirational yet funny quotes to brighten your day.

And when you bring that effort every single day thats where transformation happens. If you let your head get too big itll break your neck. Theres never enough time to do all the nothing you want Bill Watterson.